Below is a video of Darrell Issa saying that his all-male hearings on what he will allow wimminz to do with their own body parts wasn’t a “great success” on getting his “point across” “for the American people”.
Gee, Darrell, ya think?
When you speak of American People, you mean, American males, don’t you Darrell? Because women aren’t American and they aren’t People. Isn’t that right you swine? Thanks for reminding us that congress is overrun by complete morons. You won the Swine Award last week, Darrell. But don’t fret. Next week another condescending asshole just like you will make a fool of himself. However, I will say that telling a woman who uses birth control that she is not qualified to testify while inviting instead a rabbi, who likened my individual right to make my own sexual and reproductive decisions ( just like HE can with his insurance-covered Viagra and/or vasectomy) to forcing him to sell pork at a deli ….. might just qualify you to hold onto the Swine Award for more than just one week, you arrogant, rude, condescending and odious son of a bitch.
Did you really imagine that women were going to sit down and shut up for your little pushy stunt? You might be able to push your wife around or your daughters if, God forbid, you have any. But the rest of us aren’t going to take your shit. Barack Obama must be secretly partying over what a nice job guys like you are doing to give him four more years. He knows that bringing up a woman’s right to make her own decisions is all it takes for you Social Loonies to go wild, wave your arms, and jump up and down and scream. That’s why he uses us as hockey pucks to provoke the temper tantrum of you big women-hating babies.
You crazy bastards can’t even spit up a borderline sane candidate for us to vote for– Because the preponderance of women are not going to vote for Pithecanthropus Erectus for President. So take your stone age, patronizing, patriarchal slap-women-down attitude and stick it up your skinny ass, you miserable woman-hating, vagina-probing bastard. You actually make Barack Obama look good. Do you have any idea how hard that would be for a normal man to do? At this rate, he won’t even have to leave the house to win in November. Are you sure you toads aren’t on his side? I was wondering that, because, really, all that’s left for your party to do to women is try to tie a concrete block on each of our feet, throw us in a river, and see who floats, Darrell. That other nut Bob Morris would love to test it out for you. He can be in charge of Concrete Blocks For Girl Scouts. But we won’t go willingly. Just so you know. It’s all so comforting to know that, while our economy is in the trash heap, You and Yours are minding my crotch for me. That should fix everything. We wimminz just love a party that focuses on what’s important, you know? One would almost have to move to the Middle East to enjoy your kind of twisted ‘leadership’.
Tell you what Darrell. Do you want to tell women what to do? Well, then you will have to be a woman for a little while. Here’s how: Take an automatic umbrella and shove it up your ass. Then hit the open button. Then I want you to pass it. Without an anesthetic or any pain killers. Go ahead. We’ll wait. Shouldn’t take you long, because you’re such a big A Hole. When you report back as to how that feels, then you can tell the rest of us how many of your little Reruns we should spawn. But you’re not done being a woman, yet Darrell. No sir. Next, you need to get your ass raped by a psycho on the way to your car and imagine giving birth to HIS umbrella. By then, you should have a whole new appreciation for birth control. God, there is just no end to your audacity, Darrell Issa. One might even say that you are an excellent argument for retroactive birth control.
The fact that you childish little boys actually enact laws is a shivering thought. You are an outstanding and repugnant example of what power does when it’s in the wrong hands for too long. Now don’t forget to go kick your dog, Darrell. Furthermore, I know every woman wants a guy who sells his Mercedes for cash and then reports it stolen telling us all what’s morally right.
Training video for Republican Religious Zealots
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