I guess all the religious con artists in the USA will have to find a more legitimate way to make money this year — and all the Rapture crackpots will have to find some other insane reason to be crazy and scream about the End Of The World. NASA has debunked the Mayan Calendar, End of World scam.
Just as the calendar you have on your kitchen wall does not cease to exist after December 31, the Mayan calendar does not cease to exist on December 21, 2012. This date is the end of the Mayan long-count period but then — just as your calendar begins again on January 1 — another long-count period begins for the Mayan calendar.
But I don’t hold out much hope for these crazy-asses. These Rapture morons just can’t live an entire year without another scam.
Harold Camping, the Darling of last year’s End Of The World finally admitted he was “wrong”. Whoda thunk he was wrong!?Translation; He was a bullshitting con- man and swindler who made millions sucker-punching his listeners who, ironically, seem to be more Frightened of God than Loving of God. He disappeared after his Rapture prediction landed in the crapper. His radio show went dead, but he’s baaaaaaaaaaaack now to tell you he was wrong. However, I couldn’t find any record of him saying he would be returning the money he conned out of his deserving brain-addled believers. To make things look even more stupid, he still actually has listeners and followers. Apparently, these people have ripped out the part about “False Profits” from their bibles.
These are people who spend their lives annoying everyone else, declaring they can’t wait to Be With The Lord, yet the minute one of them gets sick enough, they fight like hell not to go. No kidding. They will let any doctor do anything to them not to go Be With The Lord. I guess that could be where the saying, “You can’t fool God” must come from.
One thing is for certain: If the saying, “There’s a sucker born every minute” holds true, they all eventually become evangelicals who follow thieves like Harold Camping.
Cheer up, Rapture psychos! It’s early in the year and I am sure one of Yours will come up with another reason to panic you for dollars. I sure hope so. I love writing Rapture satires and making fun of the whole lot of you Mentally Unstables, also known as Rick Santorum’s clinically insane base.
But thanks for the writing material, morons.
Atheists Promise To Care For Pets After The Next Scheduled Rapture February 24, 2010
Is…Is it over? May 22, 2011
Surprise! It’s Close To Rapture Time Again. And Again. And Again October 18, 2011
The Up All Night Wondering If My Ass Will Be Raptured. Take Two. October 20, 2011
Here’s a sane person explaining nicely with a forced straight face why this year’s End Of World is all bullshit just like last time. And last time. And last time.
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