Dedicated to hard-working moronic internet trolls everywhere.

H/T SophieCT

Everybody knows what sheevy, illiterate little assholes you all really are.

43 Responses

  1. I’m scared to look and see what the trolls posted in the comments at YouToob.

  2. Just checking in- we are all alive- Smokey FINALLY growled at Jack- progress. Bubba met alladin- a thirty second meet and greet= God bless that dog- he is usually an insane lunatic- but when he saw the baby kitteh- he sat right down and stayed calm. Sniffed and kissed gently. Bubba was not impressed lol.

  3. We’re really well insulated from the trolls here on the neighborhood blogs, but it’s fun when someone’s spidey sense catches one! Seems to me you should win all their accumulated LULz for that.

  4. lol Mom. What I noticed is cats had when dogs groom them because their spit dries stiff. lolol.

  5. lol love this comment at youtube on the video.

    Some might say the 325 dislikes are a…
    sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
    cowardly, illitterate, waste of human skin,

  6. Trolls rarely make it to this forum. If they do by a fluke, they last about two more comments before The Flush. Ditto for flamers and those horrible Passive-Agressives who, when they get caught, declare themselves The Victim.

  7. ABC News background says “Big Brother Watching” but I think they really mean Brave New World.

  8. Voters trust Big Dawg more than Obama on the economy. Well, it is nice to know we are not alone lol.
    http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/general_politics/june_2012/voters_trust_bill_clinton_more_than_obama_romney_when_it_comes_to_economy

    Ofraudma may want to watch all that BS of trying to throw Bill under the bus. Voters remember peace and prosperity and only those afflicted with severe CDS and obots disremember that great economy. (I like that- disremember)

  9. Have a chicken in the roaster. I made a mix of butter and chopped fresh rosemary, chives and garlic then I rubbed it all over the chicken under the skin. Spritzed it all with white wine. It smells soooooo good. Carrots, fingerling potatoes and vidialia onion in there of course.

    Any bids?

  10. Mom, of course they trust Bill more! When he was president we weren’t all groveling. And our investments thrived. It’s a no contest.

  11. These liitle obot pissants who attacked Bill got everything they wanted off their parents BECAUSE of bill clinton, during which time their parents did well. Only they are too dumb to realize that.

  12. UW: It wasn’t just the pissants. There were so many boomers thinking B0 was the answer too. And many still do. At least the young pissants quit due to boredom. The boomer obots seem to be doubling down!

  13. Heck i don’t know any boomers who can stand him. But then I don’t hang out with 1960s hippy leftovers who still havent cut their hair. I can’t for the life of me comprehend why any boomer would support him. For starters his sycophants hate the boomers, even though they would all be using a typewriter and snail mail if it weren’t for them. nor would they have a place to live now that they are all back home again. Secondly,the boomer retirment is a major target of Obama. Boomers own kids have sucked down what is left of their ravished investments for retirement, and of course these are the same kids who would have no problem taking social security away from their own parents besides. Boggles my mind why any boomer would like this guy.

  14. UW: One woman I work with (the most vocal of the bunch) is boomer age, has a really decent job yet will not identify as a feminist, definitely not hippy material, and is an Obot. Full disclosure, she never admits when she’s wrong. Ever. She’s doubled down. Her BFF at work is another pea in a pod but a couple of years younger. Also rabid Obot. There are about three others who, who are silent about any disappointment they might have with B0, but have a where-else-can-we-go attitude.

    For the record, if I had a few more years on me (like a decade), I would have been a full out hippy (and would have been old enough to go to Woodstock). I admit it. I love the music, the clothes, the patchouli, and the water buffalo sandals.

  15. Has some new Obots move in to our building. They are recently retired state workers from Wisconsin and managed to get out early enough (so they say) with all the old benefits in place. They have come to volunteer for BO for his next term in office. They were really put out at the recall fail (why- who knows – they bailed).

    However, now they are bitching because they did not realize that it is almost twice as expensive to live just outside DC than it is to live outside Madison. They assumed for what they paid for the condo, that everything would be included (e.g., utilities, new appliances). What does one say to people who simply did not do their homework.

    Wait until they find they won’t be able to use that fancy grill to entertain Ferdinand and Imelda and company!

  16. I wish the video quality was better, but it’s still cool:

  17. Have a chicken in the roaster. I made a mix of butter and chopped fresh rosemary, chives and garlic then I rubbed it all over the chicken under the skin. Spritzed it all with white wine. It smells soooooo good. Carrots, fingerling potatoes and vidialia onion in there of course.

    Any bids?

    ********************
    Why are you torturing me, Missy?? 🙂

  18. Uppity Woman, on June 11, 2012 at 5:51 PM said: Edit Comment
    These liitle obot pissants who attacked Bill got everything they wanted off their parents BECAUSE of bill clinton, during which time their parents did well. Only they are too dumb to realize that.

    ***************
    Yup. There are still plenty out here drinking the koolaid, although looking around them, I cannoti magine why. They are all losing their jobs.

  19. @ Ani

    That’s a teaser alright.

  20. Why are you torturing me, Missy??

    Burrrrrrrrrrrrp.

  21. Now sophie would appreciate those old shots of me and my friends with our hookah.

  22. Daily Beast competing for National Inquirer’s job.

    Man dies in three-way, wife gets $3 million.
    http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2012/06/11/man-dies-in-3-way-wife-gets-3m.html

  23. UW: I am so shocked!! /s

  24. on the 3-way– I can’t believe a jury decided it was the doctor’s fault. Jeez.

  25. I am still shocked that Obummer is as high in the polls as he is. Good grief! He is a disaster.

  26. WLM: I think it’s only because Romney can’t close. I think most people really don’t want either but making a switch would take more enthusiasm than Romney can inspire. It’s the Rs own fault for running the B team against each other in their primary.

  27. If Romney had any brains he’s pick Condi Rice for VP.

    She’s a woman.
    She’s black.
    she’s brilliant.
    The right wing base would get all nostalgic.
    Obama would freak out.

  28. WLM who else was she gonna sue?

  29. Yet another perverted cop, besides. I hope she tapped her bladder on his grave. she’s free as a bird now. A rich bird. Karma. What a bitch.

  30. You got that right on Condi UW.

  31. How about some young kids rockin’ (young as in 14-15 yr olds) Covering The Foo Fighters

  32. UW at 548 on the chicken in the roaster.

    Ummmmm. That sounded like quite a tasty meal. It is rather cruel to taunt those thousands and thoisands of miles away the way you do.

    So what else is on the next menu????

  33. from the link you posted, Uppity:

    “In Clinton’s nearly hour-long question and answer session, she reflected on her life in public service and her time at Wellesley as a student more than 40 years ago. Inevitably Clinton’s possible run for the presidency in 2016 came up, with one audience member beginning a question with “If you are elected the first woman president…” that saw the crowd erupt in such a sustained cheers and applause that it took a few minutes for the young woman to finish her question.”
    *************************
    Amen, Sistah!!!!!

  34. PMM / UW: I have some difficult news, I have this female feral I have been feeding for qweeks, If you remember I named her “fearless”

    Well, she’s starting to come around,-Davey got out of the yard and actually starting chasing her, but in a good way (playing with her)

    God it’s not that I don’t want BUBBA I do, but I’m afraid I’m not going to be able to afford two of them and I know This baby kitteh is going to be mine
    PLEASE FORGIVE me——–

  35. I can tell they have alrady established a relationship——she lives in the back of my house, she’s close to 1 year old,

    Please don’t be mad at me——God I’m sick, but this little girl has my heart, she did the second I saw her

  36. If Romney had any brains he’s pick Condi Rice for VP.

    She has experience, and we won’t forget that minor class act detail…she plays Chopin. I know that isn’t a biggie, but it tells me a lot about someone when they play as well as she does. There was a lot of discipline in her home. She is well rounded. The best part of course is that zero would be sh*ttin’ bricks.

  37. Don’t worry about it Michelina! Nobody should ever do something that isn’t right for him or her! It’s okay. Bubba’s a gorgeous boy. I’m sure he will find a home very quickly, given his color.

  38. ….and condi is no bigger an A Hole than the other morons he’s considering. With the added zap that she’s a woman and black. I don’ care. This would ruin many a day for Barack.

  39. Michelina- no worries- really- the males are always easier to find homes for anyway. You do right by that feral and don’t worry about Bubba!
    As for kittehs- it is REALLY difficult to type with them swarming me- they have all been moved downstairs- and if I have to go out I shut them up in the study- all their food, water, litter facilities and bedding are in there. Smokey wass driving me batshit crazy with her constant whining and crying to come out of the upstairs room. I just kept bringing them down for longer and longer periods of time. She is much calmer now- she was just lonely and bored up there. Jack has not killed anybody yet- right now he is sleeping on one end of the sofa and there are two kittehs quite close. Yesterday they were all up on the sofa napping- head to head with Jack- all lined up. lol

  40. PMM /UW: I’m heartsick about it, but I know that baby girl is going to be mine and then I’ll be in a real jam——-she’s been eating every day what I leave her, and I’m starting to push the food closer——and she comes out more ofter——–I hope I’m doing the right thing

  41. Michelina, anytime anyone rescues a cat off the miserable streets, it’s the Right Thing.

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