JP Morgan CEO testifies wearing the Presidential cufflinks given to him by a White House resident.

If this isn’t an eye-opener, I don’t know What Is.

This is JP Morgan’s CEO Jamie Dimon flashing his Presidential Cufflinks. Make that his Presidential Cufflinks given to him by and Unnamed White House “Resident”.

Mr Dimon says he uses them for his “best” dressup days. Apparently, a day in which he testifies before Congress regarding the millions he took off with after JP Morgan lost $2 billion is just that kind of day.

Yes that’s right. He testified in his cufflinks.

Get it yet?

People can speculate and “conspiratate” all they want, like Huffpo does here  about why he wore them or even why he has them. Jay Carney, of course, doesn’t Know. He doesn’t know how he got them, he doesn’t know why he wore them and he just doesn’t….Know much he isn’t told to Know. If this country actually had a Press instead of a bunch of Fake News Networks owned by one of the two co-parties, someone would submit a FOIA and DEMAND to know the names of every single person who has received a pair of Presidential Cufflinks, and follow the slime trail from there.

But that’s only a dream.

I”m past speculation and can only say, this is some Seriously Sick Shit on more than one level–starting with not even trying to tell me that anyone on this earth can get a pair of Presidential cufflinks without a Presidential nod.

Sick Sick Shit.

55 Responses

  1. I think he wore them to send a message that he’s backed by the POTUS. Too bad for him though….Obie never has anyone’s back. He’ll find himself flat on his back looking up at the underbelly of the bus Barry throws him under.

  2. Or, maybe it’s a message to Obama,,, “you’re in this as deep as I am, … pal.”

  3. I have a faint memory of reading that O is selling some high-end campaign stuff. It would be such a hoot if those cuff links are available at his place which would mean that Jamie is shouting “I donated to Barack” during the hearing. However, I’ve no cojones to check it out.
    BBS (be back sometime heh)

  4. To be fair, which I hate being but I cannot restrain myself, we don’t know that a current “resident” of the White House gave him the cuffs.

    The people of this country have a right to know who gave the cufflinks, who has gotten them and what they had to do to get them. This is our presidential seal — it does not belong to “the resident.”

    djmm

  5. To be fair, which I hate being but I cannot restrain myself

    ROFL!

  6. You can bet they’re gold. And you can bet your tax money paid for them You have a right to know where they went and how they got there.

    Presidential cufflinks belong on the shirts of presidents, not smarmy thieving bankers. Not first cousins. Not best friends. And CERTAINLY not big contributers as a ‘token of appreciation”. Somebody big gave that shithead those cufflinks he’s flaunting as a token of their esteem toward a wall street bloodsucker.

  7. All presidents confer mementos / swag to “significant” guests.

  8. Yeah, “Significant’.

  9. If this creep is an example of “significant” I want to know who else has presidential cufflinks.

  10. Let’s put it this way, if Bush gave him those cufflinks, it would be written in block letters everywhere today.

  11. Maybe those were Obama’s cufflinks and Jaime put them on by mistake….maybe he was in a rush or something…..just sayin’

  12. Great post! At some point I may be tempted to tell Jamie how pretty his links are. I have to wonder why it is Jamie and not Jim….

    This discussion takes me way back to the day the Obamas were at Fort Hood. You know to “pay their respects” after the Muslim Major shot to death 13 real Americans and wounded 20-some others. Both PO & FLO TUS stopped at each display of boots of the fallen. It was obvious that the TUS’s were placing something beside the boots. tee vee said they were putting down Presidential coins. I really do not know the etiquette of this practice, but it gave me a bad feeling.

    An earlier uncomfortable moment that day: his saluting the officer at bottom of stairs while still holding Michelle’s hand.

    Never ready for prime time. No matter when it occurs.

  13. Gives new meaning to the phrase….Obama’s going to the links.

  14. imust
    I cannot stop laughing….

    Big news in ChiLand:
    http://freebeacon.com/100-to-200-cops-to-cover-wedding-of-obama-advisers-daughter/
    Supposed to be today. Obamas will be there.

  15. Let’s put it this way, if Bush gave him those cufflinks, it would be written in block letters everywhere today.

    Let’s put it this way instead: if ANYone could definitively say which [p]resident gave him the cuff links, NO MATTER WHO, it would be written in block letters everywhere today. If Clinton gave them to him, if Bush gave them to him, even if Obama gave them to him–all anyone needs is the proof–and it would be all over the place. (Exceptions: if it was Obama, it will not be on MSNBC and if it was Bush, it will not be on Fox.)

  16. Maybe they’re available in the WH Gift Shop online

  17. Maybe Obie gave him the links to stay on Jaime’s good side considering how much moolah Obie has with his bank.

    The bank — that’s now being looked at by the Department of Justice after posting a massive $2 billion trading loss last week — is the home of a joint checking account the Obamas have with its Private Client Asset Management division. The Obamas have a second checking account with JPMorgan with assets between $1,001 and $15,000.

    “This is a checking account used by the President and the First Lady. It is the equivalent of an interest-bearing checking account available at many other financial institutions. As is reported, the account held between $500,001-$1,000,000 and only generated less than $201 in interest income in 2011,” White House spokeswoman Amy Brundage said.

    http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/05/obama-has-up-to-m-in-jpmorgan-chase-holdings-123545.html

    fave line in there:

    “JPMorgan is one of the best-managed banks there is,” Obama said on ABC’s “The View. “Jamie Dimon, the head of it, is one of the smartest bankers we got, and they still lost $2 billion and counting.”

  18. OTOH, maybe he got them here:

    http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=presidential+cufflinks

  19. LOL Fredster. 24.99 you can’t get hurt.

  20. Oh shit!! You *can* get them at the W.H. gift shop:

    http://whitehouse.merchantcart.net/mainshopping.cfm?icg_id=8&showsku_ID=153

  21. I kinda figure taht a guy who marches off with 32 million bucks isn’t wearing $48 dollar presidential cufflinks on his “best” dressup days.

  22. Nah, but maybe that’s where Obie got them to give to him. Sorta like the toy helicopters they gave the Brit P.M.’s kids?

  23. “JPMorgan is one of the best-managed banks there is,”

    ROFL.

    A checking account with between $1000 and $15000 in it pretty much covers most Americans. Of course, the private insider trader account doesn’t.

  24. Like these:

    http://whitehouse.merchantcart.net/mainshopping.cfm?icg_id=10&showsku_ID=434

  25. …but then this is a president who handed out a ipod to the Queen and a boxed DVD set to a blind man.

  26. Hey Pamela nothing like sucking all the attention away from the bride and groom

  27. Of course, the private insider trader account doesn’t.

    No it doesn’t. That’s the private banking side of Chase.

  28. And naturally every kid wants one of these:

    http://whitehouse.merchantcart.net/mainshopping.cfm?icg_id=10&showsku_ID=1900
    🙄

  29. Ebay. The only place on earth where you can get genuine presidential cufflinks, a genuine Coach handbag and a genuine Gucci watch, all for under $75.

  30. By the way, I hope you’ve all heard that the judge is going to “allow” a defense of Histrionic Personality Disorder for that fucking pervert Sandusky.

    http://psychcentral.com/disorders/sx17.htm

    Don’t be surprised if this POS walks just like Polanski did. It’s who you are. Worse part (besides the fact that he will be out loose to molest again) is every pervert in America will try this defense.

  31. Ebay. The only place on earth where you can get genuine presidential cufflinks, a genuine Coach handbag and a genuine Gucci watch, all for under $75.

    The private economy is just fine.

  32. Uppity you need to check out the testimony Dimon was giving the Senate. Bloomberg had an interview with Neil Barofsky discussing regulatory capture as the committee senators fawn all over Dimon. The cuff links are a small symbol. The interview was on June 14.

  33. A link to vagina monologes – Brit style

    http://readersupportednews.org/opinion2/273-40/11946-focus-my-vagina-monologue

  34. There was no room up Dimon’s butt for all of the fawing repubs at that hearing. It was almost obscene.

  35. Lookie here! The WH gift shop even has a book on protocol! I wonder if the Obama’s ever got a copy??
    http://whitehouse.merchantcart.net/mainshopping.cfm?icg_id=17&showsku_ID=1743

  36. Lookie here! The WH gift shop even has a book on protocol! I wonder if the Obama’s ever got a copy??

    HAHAHAHAHAHA.

  37. Wow, what a fun store. Love this flask: You are not forgotten (but I’m trying)?
    http://whitehouse.merchantcart.net/mainshopping.cfm?icg_id=4&showsku_ID=1810

  38. Lizzy, Fredster, Dimon is, after all, one of their sponsors.

  39. 25 shopping days until my birthday. This is what I want:
    http://whitehouse.merchantcart.net/mainshopping.cfm?icg_id=36&showsku_ID=1655

  40. Sophie: I suggest you open a pay-pal contributions thing for your desk. 😆

  41. Well then there’s this one:

    http://whitehouse.merchantcart.net/mainshopping.cfm?icg_id=17&showsku_ID=1712

    Wonder if there are tips on picking up hookers in foreign countries?

  42. Yeah, Fresdster, there’s an addendum in there now that says you must pay for services rendered.

  43. SophieCT: 😆

  44. All this cufflink business goes a long way to explaining why Dimon is so brazen and still has his job after the loss of billions at JP Morgan Chase — but the woman, Ina, got fired.

  45. So, Ani, next time around, would you advise her to wear the cufflinks?

  46. So, Ani, next time around, would you advise her to wear the cufflinks?

    No, she’d have to grow a penis.

  47. What–she doesn’t have one in the sock drawer?😯

  48. What–she doesn’t have one in the sock drawer?

    No, but insecure men do! 😉

  49. Yes. The penis seems to be a most helpful appendage, as a rule.

  50. Cufflinks optional.

  51. Cufflinks optional.

    LOL!!

  52. Rofl, imust!

  53. Dimon had some pretty big balls wearing those to the hearing. I agree with imust about the message he’s probably sending to Bam.

  54. What–she doesn’t have one in the sock drawer?

    You mean the kind that work better?

  55. Hey Fredster — I want my money back. There’s no teleprompters with that Obama figure.

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