For our next installment of Crackpots On Parade, I give you the story of this throwback to Pithecantropus Erectus.
A few weeks ago, in Almeria, on the Spanish coast just across from Africa, a North African illegal turned up for emergency treatment at Torrecárdenas hospital. Some of the bones of his face had been smashed in and he had suffered multiple hematomas.
Later it emerged that the Muslim had suffered these injuries while visiting a farm in El Ejido, intending to have sex with a horse there. But the horse had other ideas. It brutally kicked the lovelorn Muslim in the face. It seems the farmer had caught the same Muslim twice before sneaking into the farm to have sex with the animals (“mainly the horses”) but hadn’t bothered filing charges against him.
The nerve of that horse, running around bare naked, obviously deserving to be raped. The horse was a female, though, so no sin committed. Had the horse been a human, she would be executed by now for prostitution or adultery in some quarters of the Middle East. Make then Many quarters in the Middle East. So in addition to rearranging the face of a borderline human, we should thank the horse for temporarily saving a woman.
Word is that this horse f*cker is in “Stable” and that is directly from the Horse’s Mouth. In spite of the “multiple hematomas,” it’s probably difficult to ascertain if he has more brain damage than he already had before he tried to mount a horse.
The horse is doing fine, Praise The Horse God. However, she is now a suspected Racist Bigot and will be forced to undergo Progressive-sponsored indoctrination until she learns to chant in Horse Language: “Cultural Diversity is Gooood”.
The borderline human is going to be deported back to where he can have sex with lowly creatures he is more familiar with, such as 7 year-old girls and goats. There is always a goat. Even when Osama Bin Laden got mowed down, there was a goat. I’m sure this defective creature eats whatever he screws, so no sin committed there either. But hey, who knows, maybe he can come to the USA. We let anybody in here now. And there are just so many lonely horses in the USA seeking love. And we can give him free Viagra to help him along, like we have been doing for years over in Afghanistan, where we regard the importance of woman’s lives as soooooo over-rated.