Caption These.

Sorry I couldn’t resist. I think this is h/t DE. At least it’s not a photo of a snake.

Caption This: I’ll go first:

“Afghan Prosthedontist”

……And now,  for a Taliban competition:

She’s a beauty, boyz! No fighting!

Caption This.

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  1. 1st pic:

    “If you think Obamacare is bad, wait until you try Obamadental.”

  2. Pic 2:

    “Next on Al Jazeera – The Bachelorette.”

  3. Pic 1
    Harbor Freight, your home for premium dental tools.
    Pic 2
    Wait till you see him pole dance.

  4. Pic 1 But the replacement will explode so many infidels!
    Pic 2 Such a good role model- such modest eyes

    Belated Happy Birthday to NES- and I see you all had a lovely party last night- (tapping foot)

  5. I wasn’t around last night so a big belated happy birthday to our fav NES!

  6. Happy Birthday NES and welcome back to the United States.

    Hope we dance in the streets from coast to coast when we toss the bum out on his inept and crooked ass.

  7. Pic 1 Little Shop of Horrors – a reality show in some parts.

    Pic 2 (guy in second row with hand up) Allah has sent me the goat of my dreams. I bid my entire savings on this vixen.

  8. Both pics
    Ah my 72 virgin

  9. DE check lorac’s ordering comment in other thread pls.

  10. Pic 2. Did you see that? She looked at me!

  11. Pic 1. Don’t worry! We’ll have you eating the goat you slept with in no time!

  12. Sent Lorac an email. Is her address a real one?

  13. yes it is.

    Prolly buying kitty bowls for that spoiled snot Karen, Pamela and Mom delivered to her.

  14. We could do a sidebar ad with Lily eating from a DE bowl.

  15. DE you should consider checking into Amazon to sell your work. The good thing is if someone does keyword searches for hand made stoneware, etc, Amazon will come up first. Free reliable clicks!

  16. ROFL! We delivered a kitten to Lorac? I need to check my meds.

  17. Well yeah there’s that too. Doh…

  18. DE
    http://www.amazonservices.com/content/sell-on-amazon.htm/ref=footer_soa?ld=AZFSSOA#!how-it-works

  19. LOL- I am sure I could call the kitten rescue people if Lorac would like a delivery. Or Anthony. Or NES. OR UPPITY! Hell I love a good road trip!

  20. Damned lebanese all look alike. lol.

  21. A year ago at this time, Barack Fuck Old People Obama offered the Republicans significant cuts in Medicare and Social Security in exchange for their debt limit increase vote. And people are worried about Romney? Barack Obama is poison to the elderly. He has already proven it by removing 500 BILLION from them for his health care insurer Giveaway. Doctors all over America have told the elderly they no longer accept medicare. And here he was, offering MORE.
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/in-debt-talks-obama-offers-social-security-cuts/2011/07/06/gIQA2sFO1H_story.html

  22. Barack Obama is poison to the elderly. He has already proven it by removing 500 BILLION from them for his health care insurer Giveaway. Doctors all over America have told the elderly they no longer accept medicare.

    This is what is truly worth talking about, and I’d like to hear both candidates’ plans on how they would achieve entitlement reform.

    Like it or not, that’s whats going to be needed to stabilize our economy. The problem is that neither of them want to take the chance during a campaign season to address this head on.

    If the SS lockbox hadn’t been systematically raided over the past several decades, there would be no need for reform. But it has, and now we’re all screwed. The money stolen from SS is not recoverable, and to waste time pointing fingers at either party when both are guilty is a waste of time.

    I think if someone came out and said “We need to reform Social Security so it will continue to provide help for those who need it” (like Paul Ryan did, with the eventual support of Bill Clinton for having the balls to get it out in the open), they would have my attention. And my vote, if their plan was viable.

    Do you think its fair that the Donald Trumps of the world get the same coverage as the working poor? I don’t. I like Ryan’s voucher plan, where your coverage is determined by your assets, i.e. the more you have the less Medicare coverage you are entitled to. Romney thinks its a good plan too, but the Progressive Democrats who killed the party we all supported are now the driving force behind the Democratic Party are characterizing it as poison.

  23. Anthony- indeed- they stole the damn money and it is gone. Down the drain. Forever. I was shocked when I found out that all our wonderful “social safety net” programs are all under the Social Security Laws (except food stamps which are in the Ag bills) Does that mean TANF is coming out of SS withholdings? And how would the American People feel about that?

  24. If the SS lockbox hadn’t been systematically raided over the past several decades, there would be no need for reform. But it has, and now we’re all screwed. The money stolen from SS is not recoverable, and to waste time pointing fingers at either party when both are guilty is a waste of time.

    I have to find my post on this. The kind of “reforming” being discussed is tantamount to robbing someone’s bank account and then punishing the victim instead of the thief.

  25. Here is the post on the 2.6 TRILLION that was robbed from social security and likening it to embezzlement where the embezzler gets off scott free and the victim is punished.
    https://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com/2010/11/11/i-cant-find-that-missing-2-2-trillion-in-the-commission-proposal/

  26. Remember they forced this money out of our pockets. It was a contract. The government embezzled and these basards dating all the way back, every one of them who voted to steal money and stick a non negotiable note in its place they never intended to pay, every one of them should be indicted and have all of their assets seized.

    Personally I can’t wait till the old folks get nasty at them. Messing with that generation is a huge mistake and they will all soon find this out. They aren’t limp wristed OWSERs. These people mean business. I want the popcorn concession.

    Personally, I would be just fine with them giving me all the money back they forced me to pay, with appropriate compound interest in accordance with rates each year they have had it. It’s my money. They stole it.

  27. link to your post was fantastic. They’re not going to replace it, unfortunately. Thats why I think the next best thing to keep it solvent is to spray congress with insecticide come up with a viable reform tactic. Some times, all you can do is write off the loss and ensure that a worthy program is able to continue.

  28. Not acceptable. Our congress members are criminals. Next best thing is torches and pitchforks. And there will be torches and pitchforks. And they know it.

    You, if you did this, would be in prison for life.

  29. Alrighty then.. I think I have some tikis on the terrace.

    Let’s roll, Upps!

  30. Social security was NEVER an “entitlement” It was an insurance policy. It does not and never did play a part in the general fund. It was robbed FOR the general fund.

  31. belated happy birthday to NES! Welcome back. 🙂

  32. 1st caption:
    String?? Only infidels use flossing string!

  33. Scraping the bottom of the barrel:

    “Former President Jimmy Carter to address DNC by video”

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/48551080#.UCE_manFWcY

  34. I’m too old for ANY of these so called ‘reforms’ to affect me. I only see what I see. And I see illegal activity whereby the victims of the crime will be punished heavily in future.

  35. OMG they are putting Jimmy on?

  36. You mean George Clooney isn’t going to speak?

  37. Is it my imagination or is this year’s Democratic Convention decidedly low-rent. Remember in 2008 when they had a Director of Greening and a “Carbon Advisor” just for the convention Assclowns.
    How can you NOT laugh at them?

    https://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com/2008/07/16/the-dncs-director-of-greening-and-carbon-advisor/

  38. You’re not imagining a thing. Its a joke. Nobody even wants to go – they’re all saying they can’t get transportation (even the ones from Charlotte). Teh One is poison to Dems who are up for re-election.

  39. they’re all saying they can’t get transportation (even the ones from Charlotte).

    ROFL!

  40. Even Jimmy is sending it in. I mean I’m sure the guy isn’t overbooked.

  41. Romney refusing to send in tax returns is a “character defect”. Obama’s refusal to release ANYTHING about his life other than what’s in his fiction novel, even unto SEALING his records and Disappearing his state senate logs…this is not a problem. Nor is he refusal to reveal his medical records, unheard of in a presidential candidate, that very thing helped tank Dukakis. Not a problem. None at all.

  42. If Mittens had any guts he’d announce I’ll give you all my returns since I was 15 just as soon as you UNSEAL your records and make them public, including your full medical records.

  43. A reliable anonymous source told me Harry Reid is a hermaphrodite. This explains why Go Fuck Yourself is his favorite constituent stance.

  44. A reliable anonymous source told me Harry wears women’s panties on the Congressional floor.

  45. If Mittens had any guts he’d announce I’ll give you all my returns since I was 15 just as soon as you UNSEAL your records and make them public, including your full medical records.

    Unfortunately for we, the impatient, Romney plays by the rules. So far, he is technically the “Presumptive Nominee”. Once the convention comes and his nomination is official, expect the floodgates to open and all hell to break loose.

    In the meantime, you have to admit his surrogates are doing a pretty good job.

  46. Like I said yesterday. Why isn’t Reid calling for his arrest as a tax evader?

  47. My imaginary friend Sparky talked smack about Harry to me last night. Told me that Harry bottomed for John Edwards in broad daylight in the middle of the National Mall just to get the press off the Rielle Hunter scandal

    See: #HarryReidFacts to get even more Twitter droppings

  48. Romney should release his own autobiography. “Dreams of My Tax Returns.”

  49. Oh crap, Harry also has Barack’s grades from Columbia stashed there as well. Hey, my neighbor is totally reliable.

  50. Yeah well MY imaginary and reliable friend told me that Harry loves the trips to asia because of the 12 year old offerings.

    My imaginary and very reliable friend also told me Harry is dying to try a Middle Eastern goat and I don’t mean on his dinner plate.

  51. LOL Totally OT- but Jack has the most annoying habit of hiding all the balls I buy for him. So I just bought a card full of them- 8 on the card. Took one off and left the rest attached to the cardboard. ROFLMAO! Is he ever pissed! He is trying to figure out how to get them all loose- and Smokey is not helping.

  52. PMM, a reliable source told me that Jack isn’t the one whose hiding the balls. Its Harry Reid. Spread it around.

  53. My sis and brother still live on Cape Cod and a friend or their neighbors second cousin once removeds Aunt told them that Teddy came to her in a vision and told her he has all of Barack’s records stashed on the site of the Cape Wind Farm and that is why the tedster fought it so hard.

  54. Harry loves the trips to asia because of the 12 year old offerings.

    You’re on the right track….

    http://twitchy.com/2012/08/03/breaking-developments-in-sen-reid-pederast-scandal-reid-camp-to-ace-of-spades-hq-allegations-are-cute-refuses-to-deny/

  55. This is a cute one:

    “Mitt Romney Causes Cancer” is probably going to be the next pile of crap that Harry will regurgitate

  56. Harry is dying to try a Middle Eastern goat and I don’t mean on his dinner plate

    I thought that was Harry’s GF?

  57. Let’s see. Mitt left 2 years before the plant closed. The woman died 5 years prior. Now, Carney refuses to comment on the ad. Rats.

    PolitiFact concluded: “Reid has made an extreme claim with nothing solid to back it up.” They gave the accusation a “Pants on Fire!” rating.

    The Washington Post’s fact-check column, too, gave Reid’s remark the equivalent of a “Pants on Fire!” score. The Post gave it “four Pinocchios,” which is the newspaper’s score for a claim they knock down.

  58. McNorman –

    5,750,000 RESULTS if you Bing “Carney no comment”

    ROFL!!

  59. And I thought Gibbys couldn’t be beat?

  60. Unfortunately for we, the impatient, Romney plays by the rules.

    and after years of watching those ads meant to rehabilitate our poinsoned perception of his religion, we can expect him to add to his “I’m Mitt Romney and I approve of this message” the subtle pursuader, “and I’m a Mormon.”

  61. We could have been so much more than ‘friends with healthcare benefits’

  62. I heard that Reid said BYU needs more guys like Sandusky.

  63. DE, I’m sure that was a VERY reliable and trustworthy source. 😉

  64. It does appear that comment broke the blog.

  65. Maybe nobody can top it, DE. But I heard that Reid is dying to bottom it….

  66. Harry Reid hates kittens.

  67. Harry Reid hates kittens.

    I heard he ATE kittens.

  68. That’s a pretty good rendition of that song Anthony. Even though the message is we will still vote for obama. Too bad the can’t see the obama they use to know was a lie.

  69. I like this version of that song

  70. I heard he ATE kittens.

    You’re both right. He hated them before he ate them.

    DE – Excellent cover!

  71. Stuffed zucchini for dinner. Tomato and fresh mozz salad with basil vinaigrette to go with it. (Husband dislikes chewing on basil leaves- so I throw the leaves, some olive oil and vinegar in the food processor and drizzle over)

  72. Harry and Tonto Sorento must just love when it rains cats and dogs.

    Picture 2
    Little did the odd men in drapes know that Billy had brought along thousands of his friends. This would be the last time those crazies would try their luck with goats. Time to make some eunuchs.

  73. A political ad I can endorse:
    http://www.livingroomcandidate.org/commercials/1992/rebuild-america

  74. Damned lebanese all look alike. lol.

    LLOL literally laughing out loud!

    I’m laughed so hard I’m crying. Thanks, UW, it was a tough day, I needed that – that was a good one!

  75. I’m not worried about the money they stole from social security – I know the answer. We’ll just have congress critters work for a normal wage, no lifetime pension after 2 years of work, etc. After all, they become far richer than their salaries anyhow, in a miraculous mysterious way.

    Now, whom do I see about that? Oh, yeah, they decide their own salaries and benefits, how nice for them….

  76. One can dream Lorac but it would take a revolution. They would never vote against THEIR best interests.
    Sent you an email this morning.

  77. OMG I just watched Greta. On her “Last Call” segment she had a video of Hillary dancing in South Africa! It was fantastic. I doubt it’s on you tube yet but I’m gonna check.

  78. Here it is on Fox. Best part at :35!
    http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/19221244/hillary-clinton-shows-off-her-dance-moves-in-south-africa

  79. That’s awesome imust.

  80. Trademark alert!!! Didn’t Uppity invent Obama baloney???

    Romney, interviewed on Fox News, said Obama was “saying things that are not accurate” when it comes to taxes. He referred to a crack the president made on Monday night as “Obama-loney,” rhyming it with baloney.

    Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/08/07/romney-accuses-obama-dismantling-welfare-reform/#ixzz22vANBRhV

  81. https://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com/2008/10/10/baloney-alert-obama-buys-prime-pravda-time/

  82. Great Hillary vid, imust. So glad I was patient enough to get through the ad of that f*cking Geiko pig zip lining without tearing my hair out first.

  83. haha! Sorry Anthony, I should’ve warned you about the ad! But wasn’t that great of Hillary?! She is so opposite of Obama! She makes me feel good just watching something like that! He, on the other hand, is always angry, smug or condescending. He just brings me down!

  84. Yeah, all of that while crooning a half-assed version of an Al Green song. He turns my stomach

  85. Thanks, imust! Hill was having a ball. She is glowing. The clip is going viral it says on that DC ffox website. It wouldn’t play due to lots of hits. I found it on youtube by searching Hillary / today. I’m on my kindle so hard to navigate.

  86. Thanks karen!

  87. Thanks, UW, it was a tough day, I needed that – that was a good one!

    Missed my calling!

  88. Yes if you search BALONEY on the blog, you will see all kinds of baloney photos and stories about the Big Baloney Thrower.

  89. Oooo look what I found. The unsliced baloney pic didn’t transfer from blogspot, but check this piece out. It’s a special baloney story from his book, Baloney Dreams, where he claims he has his “Racial awakening” …too bad he used a story that had already been written, as in the book, BLACK LIKE ME. This was a major red flag in 2008. Thus the baloney media ignored the baloney.
    https://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com/2008/04/29/obama-baloney-alert-his-childhood-racial-awakening-was-actually-a-novel/

    ……..and of COURSE, the link to the star-telegram story is ……um………gone. Surprise!

  90. I have a whole folder of baloney pics I used for this baloney thrower.

  91. Check out the vid — my two heroes (Hill & Mandela).
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/07/hillary-clinton-hangs-wit_n_1752861.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003#slide=more243389

  92. Hill has rhythm!

  93. Where’s Freedom Fairy?? We just had a 4.4 Earthquake near Yorba Linda, CA…..and I felt it!! Tell me it’s not a pre-quake!

  94. Upps, it’s stunning that they’re putting Jimmeh C. on in a recession! Are they f*cking mental?! Is it so Barry can show that, arguably, he’s not the worst Dem prez evah?

  95. 4.4 is barely enough to stir your coffee.

  96. True Oswald, but I always worry that it’s just the opening act.

  97. The big ones hit without warning.

  98. imust: Loved the Hill video!!!

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