She’s a Man Eater!!!

Forget “having it all” girlz…..let’s just get us a MAN!!!

Well, at least according to this article, that’s all women want….no… make that…..that’s what we NEED!

Believe it or not, modern women want to get married. Trouble is, men don’t.

Aww….way to burst my bubble!  So wait….so now are you saying that I CAN’T solve all my problems by trapping getting myself a good man???

The so-called dearth of good men (read: marriageable men) has been a hot subject in the media as of late. Much of the coverage has been in response to the fact that for the first time in history, women have become the majority of the U.S. workforce. They’re also getting most of the college degrees. The problem? This new phenomenon has changed the dance between men and women.

Problem?  Dance?  More women than men are graduating from college now, that couldn’t mean that women are…..oh, I don’t know…..smarter than men??

More women in the workforce and getting college degrees….itmustbe one of those evil feminist plans to bring down civilized society as we know it!!! BWAHHHAAAA!!!

Nooooo!!! Not the PIE!!!!!

Well, the author of this article isn’t just making this up?!?  No-no, I’m sure she has plenty of research, stats, and empirical evidence to back up her claims!

As the author of three books on the American family and its intersection with pop culture, I’ve spent thirteen years examining social agendas as they pertain to sex, parenting, and gender roles. During this time, I’ve spoken with hundreds, if not thousands, of men and women. And in doing so, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a subculture of men who’ve told me, in no uncertain terms, that they’re never getting married. When I ask them why, the answer is always the same.

Okay, so she didn’t really research this, she stumbled upon it.…typical woman….probably waiting for the man to do all the research and work while she just slacked off and polished her nails!!  So what is the answer?  WHAT IS THE ANSWER???

Women aren’t women anymore.

Wha???  What are we? Brilliant?  Hardworking? Accomplished??

In a nutshell, women are angry.

Well, reading this article did make me pretty angry!

People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that distinguish me from a doormat – Rebecca West, 1913

So here’s the sad part….sniff-sniff….

Now the men have nowhere to go.

No, sad isn’t the right word,  check that.   I shouldn’t feel sad!  I should feel guilty, and maybe just a little afraid because these men are ANGRY!!!

Contrary to what feminists like Hanna Rosin, author of The End of Men, say, the so-called rise of women has not threatened men. It has pissed them off. It has also undermined their ability to become self-sufficient in the hopes of someday supporting a family. Men want to love women, not compete with them. They want to provide for and protect their families – it’s in their DNA. But modern women won’t let them.

It’s all so unfortunate – for women, not men. Feminism serves men very well: they can have sex at hello and even live with their girlfriends with no responsibilities whatsoever.

In other words girlz…..why buy the cow…… [wink-wink]….

It’s the women who lose. Not only are they saddled with the consequences of sex, by dismissing male nature they’re forever seeking a balanced life. The fact is, women need men’s linear career goals – they need men to pick up the slack at the office – in order to live the balanced life they seek.

Paging Mrs. Ha-Wiggins!!

So if men today are slackers, and if they’re retreating from marriage en masse, women should look in the mirror and ask themselves what role they’ve played to bring about this transformation.

Yes, yes….it is all my fault!!!!  [whipping self repeatedly with cat-o-nine-tails]

Fortunately, there is good news: women have the power to turn everything around. All they have to do is surrender to their nature – their femininity – and let men surrender to theirs.

Hop back up on that pedestal ladies!!!!

Wait but is this the pedestal they want to put us on? Or this?…….

A woman’s place is on the pedestal.

Alright, I’ve given up my “uppity” ways.  No more college, no more career, no more thinking for myself.  What will I get in return?

If they do, marriageable men will come out of the woodwork.

Oh goody!!  All my dreams have finally come true!!

Back off b!#@h@$!!!! He’s ALL mine!!!


96 Responses

  1. OMG! Already lived through this, “women are to blame” crap too bloody many times. It’s been going on since Eve ate an apple and poor old Adam lost all his free beer and snake charmers and had to work instead of getting all the handouts for being made in god’s image.

    Great pics though, imust, I just missed the cartoon showing a secretary who is doing all the work telling how it makes her “feel special”.

  2. Cows only have four teats.

  3. imust, I am laughing so hard I am crying. Been there, done that and bought the divorce and freedom from my man-shackles.

    When I was told by smart aleck men who thought they were going to “get my goat” by telling me that old line about cows milk I gave them an answer that wasn’t as commonly heard. Why buy a pig when you only want 8 inches of sausage.

  4. 8 inches of sausage

    WIsh them good luck with that. One of the reasons woman hate reading maps is because it reminds them that men have spent centuries convincing them that 5 inches is really 8 inches.

  5. I know a guy who has been divorced 5 times and every one of those failed marriages was her fault. What are the odds? Each time he gets married again, I always think, “What could possibly go wrong?”.

    Ooooooooooooo I want the guy on that couch!

  6. Republicans are so out of touch with the average person today, maybe they always were. The ones in the 60s were always rubbing the average person the wrong way. Authors like Venker have been shielded from life and the way things really are. I would bet she grew up in a Disney movie. She is a Stepford Wife and will not realize it until she has to truly go out there on her own two feet and survive in this world without help from Mummy and Daddy or Hubby. Let her live in low income housing for a few weeks. That will take the smug smile off her face forever.

  7. Karen she’s Phyllis Shaffley’s neice. That pretty much explains it.

  8. I know Upps, it also made the guy smirking over his cow joke that he told to make me feel like nothing more than a piece of meat feel like he was 3″ too small in the meat department. I just learned to volley back the remarks made to me. The guys were relentless. This Venker might not have lived through the fun of sexism. The only women I know who are up on pedestals have had surgery and are dancing.

  9. gal who’s managing these sites and helping me become more proficient on FB. In the meantime, I wanted to write a personal response since I can’t possibly answer everyone individually.

    My message in “The War on Men” got lost in a sea of emotion. The vitriol spewed forth on the
    Internet (and in my inbox) is precisely the reason so many people – men, especially – keep their mouths shut when it comes to gender issues. That’s called thought control, and feminists are the ringleaders.

    As hard as it is to believe, people differ in their opinions about marriage and gender dynamics. I made a point that’s hard to hear — that women should surrender to their nature — and people chose to extrapolate all kinds of meanings from this statement. Nowhere did I say women should be docile and obedient, barefoot and pregnant, or even unemployed.

    My point was that men and women are decidedly different creatures and fighting against this in order to create a false notion of equality is futile. Understanding masculinity and femininity — and how they work in tandem — will go a long way for any relationship. One article cannot do this subject justice. It’s just too big. Hence, my new book…

    That countless women wrote to me screaming that I think women shouldn’t be allowed to vote or be educated proves my argument: women are so angry about what they perceive to be society’s injustices against women (which are not to be confused with genuine injustices against women – or men, or minorities, or whoever) that they can’t have a reasonable discussion about gender roles without flying off the wall.

    I am happy to have a mature, reasonable discussion on this thread or anywhere else, but it cannot be a place for people to vent their anger. That is not constructive. I’m sorry FOX doesn’t allow comments on their website, but that has nothing to do with me.

    If people would like to use this forum for genuine debate, feel free. But all angry outbursts will be deleted.


  10. The top of the above “cut and paste” was snipped accidentally. This is what comes before GAL in her response.

    Dear All,

    Needless to say, I’ve been deluged with emails and comments re my article on I have a social media gal who’s managing these sites and helping me become more proficient on FB.

  11. Is the social media gal capable of helping Suzanne? Shouldn’t she let a man help her with something as complicated as facebook?

    Oh my, we are practicing “thought control” on these poor innocent men. Well Golly, thismuststop right now. Thank Suzanne for pointing out that we are ringleaders. Each one of us are just not surrendering to our nature. Surrender Dorothy – as MoDo said to Hillary.

    Angry outbursts will be deleted so why bother to educate the frat girl?

  12. “deluged with mail”. That was teh whole idea, PR pimp. Launching her career off of harassing women and waiting for the backlash, just like her Aunt.

  13. Anyone who disagrees with her is “angry”. As for “thought control”….oh if only! If only we had such powers!!!

  14. Upps check out the other articles on this woman over at Right Wing Watch. Domestic help – hestiant to use the word Nannies because she suddenly must have realized they subjugated wimmenz – real life wimmenz who didn’t have rich lawyer husbands to cater to them.

    That woman and the Regressives and almost the entire Republican party, needs to be hit in the face with a wet noodle and a pie full of fish heads with cream of tartar on it.

  15. She’s just looking for some publicity so she can make money off of pretending she’s the ideal wimmin for all the boyz. Lately, there is a gaggle of women who have found a way to make money off the backs of their own gender. They aren’t offended by Rush though, just Maher. As if one pig trumps the other one. It’s all just a way to make money for them because they don’t have to work, they can just tweet shitty insulting things and get a job writing for an internet outlet through their relatives’ contacts. This entire generation’s breed of untalented nepotists are really inferior though. Think Luke Russert.

  16. If people would like to use this forum for genuine debate, feel free. But all angry outbursts will be deleted

    Translation: My aunt finagled this forum for me and I just sucker punched you into helping to make me famous as a flaming asshole. Hey! Money is money! Cheers!

    Bet if she got raped she’d make screetching track marks on her way to that private clinic for the secret A, too. Just like her aunt would have done. Hypocrites.

    Somebody needs to tell her that half the population of adult women are single and many of them seem to want to stay that way. As if everybody is going to bed every night praying for Suzie’s idea of a “good man”. Or three good men, so long as you marry them one at a time.

  17. I think the most revealing story of a woman giving that “special” advice to the ladies is/was Dr. Laura. Naked pics, finding her mother dead for how long–and then doing a show on how horrid the woman was? Ah, Family values!

    Is she still around. I hope so, I’m sure she has more hypocritical dirty laundry to explain in the future.

    And how about Dana L(however the F you spell it) deducing that why should a woman feel violated by a vaginal ultrasound when she obviously didn’t feel violated by the item that caused that pregnancy. Apparently, this woman sees force as the same thing as consent. Hopefully, she will learn the difference before she is ‘forced’ to. Seriously, these people will say anything sensational to make a living.

  18. Fact is, more women than men are entering and graduating college now, so Santorum’s argument against college is perfectly logical from this article’s perspective. In fact, the whole argument against math, science, and the marginalization of the word “intellectual” makes sense in this context.

    More women than men are entering the work force, so it behooves women to learn some of those negotiating skills to get the fair pay they deserve.

    Two quotes from the 70s come to mind:

    Men of quality are not threatened by women who seek equality.

    Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

  19. I’ve got that link somewhere. Women’s IQs surpass men now, too.

    How ya gonna keep em down on the farm!? Applies to da girlz now.

  20. And in keeping with Forbes’ “Women” section, they admit women surpass men in IQ now, but OBVIOUSLY, “Other” factors are “More Important”. Get ready for the “IQ doesn’t matter” meme in future. lol.

    The rise in women’s IQs may well have do with societal changes, like the fact that women are multitasking more than ever these days, being fully in the workforce and often balancing family life simultaneously. Being more educated, more intellectually engaged, and more ensconced in professional life may all have effects on women’s IQ over time.

    .but other things are more important…and dem dang IQ tests are flawed…

  21. This is one of the comments under that Forbes article:

    In the initial creation of IQ tests, Lewis Madison Terman repeatedly removed test questions to prevent girls from out-scoring boys. He discusses his struggle with this problem in a book entitled “The Stanford Revision and Extension of the Simon-Binet Scale for Measuring Intelligence”. He explained the slight superiority of girls on the originally standardized test in his 1916 book “The Measurement Of Intelligence” and theorized that the reason women had never reached positions of eminence in society, given their IQs, was probably due to their child-rearing and homemaking duties. Both books are available for free download online from google. Terman was unaware that girls mature faster than boys, which was why girls were out-scoring boys. The initial IQ tests were repeatedly revised to prevent girls out-scoring boys, until eventually boys and girls scored equally, but men slightly out-scored women. Women are now out-scoring men on these same IQ tests, which were originally biased to slightly favor men.

  22. Shorter version:

    “Sure [Fred Astaire] was great, but don’t forget that Ginger Rogers did everything he did, backwards… and in high heels.”

  23. The Guy On That Couch is sooooooo dang hot! Man, I want me some of that right now! But how can I ever hope to be worthy of “Him” ( sigh ) when surrendering to my “nature” means being the opinionated, sarcastic, smartass I really am? Oh, woe is me! I am destined to be an independent, book-loving, cat lady for the rest of my life unless I can learn to completely stifle myself. Sniff, sniff.

    So go get your own beer nuts, Guy On That Couch. Are you looking for a perfect match, Dream Man? It’s your breath and a buffalo fart. And, no, we will not be “getting busy” after your all-important football games are over. I have other plans.

  24. Guess they’ll have to change the test again, although they are running out of questions men can answer that women can’t answer. Maybe a penis size question?

    Average penis size? Men will surely get it right by answering 8 inchess and women will surely get it wrong answering 5 inches since most of the ones they saw were that size and, obviously that was a fluke.

  25. imust, you got me fired up and ready to go! Did it ever occur to this woman that some of us wimmenz who got our stuff together and who do not need men at all for any reason have to occasionally fight them off with a stick. I have had several men knock on my door who desperately wanted me to be their mommy and their whore. It ain’t gonna happen. There is one who has tried for years to get me. He is NOT my type at all. He hunts and watches NASCAR and we have nothing in common but he clearly likes the way I look and even said one time that I was a good catch because I have a nice car, house and a good job and I work lots of overtime and travel. He was looking for a hot mama to rock his world. It ain’t me, babe.

    I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in the pan and frankly, I don’t need a man to eat my bacon and leave me the dirty pan to clean.

  26. While the Forbes article does not have a comment section, the Twitter feed has some amusing Tweets:

  27. “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a remote, must be in want of a wife.”

  28. Karen, isn’t it weird that the men we have nothing in common with and zero interest in won’t leave us alone? That happens to me a lot.

    My life is far from perfect, but it is my life. I make my own decisions and I like it that way. Is that too hard for Ms. Venker to understand?

  29. Gotta find venker’s twitter acct. heh.

  30. ROFFFL imust. Vintage you–sharp wit punctuated by great graphics.

  31. Anyone remember Susan Faludi’s book called “Backlash”? I think it was published in the early 90s — right on target on this topic.

  32. NES you KNOW you want that guy on the couch. He’s The Cure!

  33. Hilarious tweet, Upps!

  34. I’ve already emailed him proposing marriage, Upps. Don’t be J now!

  35. Agree, NES. Imust is spot on with this and the graphics are perfect. I predicted a classic post and that is what she gave us. Bravo!

  36. Do Venker’s men realize that they need to quit their bitchin’ and accept reality. Given that there are an extra 32 million men in China, women could just outsource their needs.

  37. I’m crushed, NES. Crushed. Not because you are leaving me, but because you took him away from me.

  38. Hey NES, think Little Phyllis will answer the tweet? No matter, everyone at the hashtag saw it.

  39. The Guy On That Couch is a prize, Upps. We should all have a bikini mudwrestling match over him. The winner gets to take him home to live in wedded bliss forever! Cat fight! Cat fight! With mud! He’ll love it.

  40. Wow, that guy on the couch is so special, even the Lebanese are going for him.

  41. I’ve never gotten married -not for the lack of beaus, but because I simply refused to play dumb, submissive and be told what to think and what to do so I can keep my man.
    I’ve been blessed with a very high IQ and proudly made it through architecture college and graduate school with my own money, design and build a beautiful house for my mother with my own money and I’m my own woman and I love my independence.
    I’ve been given more love from my darling Madame Belle than all the penises that have parade through my bed.

    imust: great post! You may want to add the fact that today’s men are just boys. From the Blahrack Yourmomma and Justin Babybiert, not exactly FDR or Elvis Presley.

  42. Yes and I am proud to add an architect to the list of women here who understand that love and dependency/submission/servitude are not the same thing.

    I’m also pretty glad that not all men are stupid assholes who think this. And you find them in the darndest places! If you do, you are glad, but never are you not his equal. I love real feminist men. I can deal with blatent pigs. At least I know where they are, so I can avoid them. I prefer them to the closet type, of which there are many.

    I’m really not at war with men. I am at war with them thinking they should decide what I should do, think and have in life without them. This I think is why so many more women are preferring to be single and have no desire whatsoever to get those men ‘out of the woodwork’. I have a friend who has to beat guys off with a stick and she always says, Eh! They’re too much work. lol. I myself never had a rough time having men find me, I just tend to have that third eye, and I know that little annoyances can become major irritations once someone actually “owns” you and becomes complacent. That’s why it’s always worth the wait to find that one partner you know you can be yourself with and be happy about it……whether it’s a man or a woman you are looking for. I think some people spend more time picking out their furniture than they spend thinking about whether the partner they are with is a good life-match.

  43. I think we should all submit love letters to the guy on the couch for a post. Tell him why he should pick YOU.

  44. Brains are brains no matter what the gender of the person they reside in.

  45. I’m not at war with men either. I actually have a really great guy in my life who loves me for being the smart independent woman I am. It took me a long time to find him but I did. He even gets my jokes.

  46. Maybe I should say it took him a long time to find me. Lol. I wasn’t out searching.

  47. I’m really not at war with men. I am at war with them thinking they should decide what I should do, think and have in life without them.

    Ding! Ding! Ding!

  48. Hillbilly, you just want to be that guy on the couch we all want now!

  49. Brava! imust
    This is simply a keeper.

    And wherever did you find that guy on the couch ???

    OMG I’m going out there and hunting me one just like him right now 😉

  50. When I was an undergraduate, the story was that half of the students in our concentration would drop it after the first statistics course/ first calculus class. Had a very by the book man ever for that first stat course and a very tough woman for calculus. Afterward, we did loose half. Most were women who decided the “math was hard” and went in search of more “feminine” pursuits. Started out about even male/female. Became 45 guys and 5 holdouts (including me). Turned out this was the regular pattern.

    Had the same stat prof for my research methodologies class and he told us that administration always got a lot of complaints about the courses in the first part of the tract being too difficult and that A’s were scarce. A common problem for the math/science courses. He mentioned he had four daughters and that it bothered him when he discovered that the school encouraged women who complained to change to less “strenuous” tracts at the first sign of trouble while guys we told to hang in there as is gets better once the instructors know you are serious.

    The faculty started encouraging students who were having a lot of trouble to talk to them first. They diplomatically said that admin did not really know that much about the actual course work and advisors might not have enough information to make useful suggestions.

    I am sure imust’s new BFF would have agreed with telling those gals to take softer (read feminine), less strenuous classes.

  51. More like in a lawn chair next to the ice chest! And I will pour you a some boxed wine…into your red Solo-Cup:)

  52. BTW: I think one of the funniest feminists was Phyllies Diller.

    “His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.”

  53. If Phyllis Diller had surrendered to her “nature” – her “femininity” – Fang would have lasted much longer. A woman who cracks jokes is a real boner killer. Probably worse than a woman with a PhD in physics. So laugh at his jokes, gals. Just don’t make any of your own.

  54. Hey, in my trailer park, real women do keg stands!

  55. NOt true, Beata. Mr U, if asked for the top three reasons he was attracted to me, my humor would be RIGHT up there. I make him fall on the floor, I make him lose his breath. And I can do it without skipping a beat. So it’s not really true that being funny on your feet is a downer. If it were, I’d be in deep deep shit. What I found he doesn’t like are Debbie Downers. Humor is never a bad thing. Sucking lemons is never a good thing. It drives others away. I think I could never live with a dour person.

    I also think they don’t like being derided in public. But we women don’t like it either, so what makes us think it’s okay? I wouldn’t dream of hanging the laundry out in public.

    Methinks Fang was mythical. Material for an act similar to what male comedians have done to woman since time began. But I don’t think Fang was her husband in real life, although it was probably hard if people thought he were.

  56. Ooooooooooooo boxed wine and a red solo cup. I think Hillbilly just surpassed the guy on the couch!

  57. UW, what really dents my fender is when a guy whisltes in public to get the attention of his wife or girl friend. Or anybody for that matter. And living in California, there are a couple of cultures that are notoriously guilty of this.

    Oh, and I like to take a pie hole full of pork rinds, and a long pull off a bottle of green Tobasco, chomp it into mush, and chase it down with an ice cold Keystone Light That is some serious livin and lovin in my comic-hick book life 🙂

  58. OMG Hillbilly, if he ever whistled to call me over like a piece of livestock, I would kill him in his sleep.

  59. I love that imust used Mrs. Uh Whiggins.

  60. What if you where wearing your best Wrangler jeans, Roper boots, and a red-checkered rodeo shirt, wheelin’ an ice chest full of coolies? Heck, I’d be whisltin’ til I turned blue at ya! 🙂
    Seriously, it is very disrespectful.

  61. Yes it is, Hillbilly, you whistle signals to your sheep dog to bring in the flock. To hell with that shit.

    I got no wranglers or checkered shirts. And there’s no beer in the fridge. You should drop me right now, Hillbilly.

  62. This one is goooood.

  63. Drop you? Now way, I am Hillbilly-ing you up! Wait til Santa -Bubba J- Clause brings you the best of the barn-yard collection by Minnie Pearl!

  64. I was being sarcastic about women and humor, Upps. I know a quality man likes a woman who is funny. I have that kind of man, too. He loves my sense of humor. Laughing together is one of the things that has kept us going through some tough times ( illness, job problems, etc. ) . But women are often told not to be funny because it isn’t “feminine”. That was my point. Sorry if I was unclear. There are some men don’t like women who are funny though. I have known a few of those. Avoid them like the plague, imo. It’s usually a sign of other personality problems.

    About deriding men in public, I totally agree. My grandmother used to correct my grandfather’s grammar in public. My darling grandfather who always treated her like a queen! It was so mean. Even in private, I would not do something like that to someone I loved.

    I’m almost positive Phyllis Diller’s Fang wasn’t real. I think he was a shtick character.

  65. This is fabulous: A campaign to send copies of Our Bodies, Ourselves to every member of Congress.

    Because they really, really need it!

  66. Sophie, I could be wrong, but I think the Republicans have learned a woman lesson. I think they will be tempering their incessant need to legislate women in the future, and put the hammer down on their state people too. The Pope is just going to have to mind his own business and run his vatican not our country.

  67. The Republicans did learn that lesson over and over again throughout the years. They forget the lesson the second they think they have a sure win on their hands. They are convinced they are right and that they have God on their side. I worked with someone like that. Thankfully she retired. She was religious but she wasn’t very Christian like at all. So holy she felt it beneath her to say hello to sinners. Seriously right wing conservative religious Santorum nut who hates most people she knows. Like Upps says – Jesus wouldn’t be caught standing next to her.

  68. Say no to catnip. Bill, is in Nippers Anonymous. 12 steps little guy, you can do it. Hang in there, dude.

  69. Hey Karen, not all the right wing religous folks are bad. Just look at me….I love sinners, they usually buy me the most beers! 🙂

  70. I saw those kitten pics on Yahoo earlier today. They are darling. My kitteh’s name isn’t on the most popular list or the least popular list. I do think kittehs tend to name themselves. If you call them by a name they hate, they ignore you ( or worse ) until you come up with something they actually like.

  71. I could be wrong, but I think the Republicans have learned a woman lesson.

    You would be wrong. They learned nothing. State legislatures in Wisconsin, Texas, and Arkansas are busy working on jobs and the economy. Not.

    Oh, and Michigan too.

  72. Love the post, imust!!


  73. Well Texas is in it’s own world. lol.

    But it won’t be the first time I would be wrong. But the truth is, state leglislators hurt the Republicans in the presidential election. Their incessantly bizarre women law attempts suggested almost clinical insanity. This ranged from invasive ultrasounds all the way over the cliff to declaring a woman pregnant on the first day of her period, wither she has sex or not, so if she does and gets pregnant, they can count back to the first day of her period and more easily declare it too late for an abortion. This was simply insane. I mean were women going to have to register with the government on the first day of each period or something? Women’s bodies shutting down the possibility of pregnancy after rape? And calling is Science? AYFKM? And how about the shitkicking asshole who compared women to cows, pigs and chickens. I mean these people are simply Out. Of. Their. Fucking. Minds. I mean what could be next, women being arrested for having a period and killing an egg? I won’t even get into the word “legitimate” when it comes to rape, or calling it a gift from god and other positively frighteningly insane stances, up to and including their own VP pick. Jesus H. Christ. Do these people have any clue how stupid and crazy they sound? I mean the next step for these zealots is to be committed.

    This all played a part in re-elected a horrible president because he actually looked better to single women than the alternative shackles on their bodies. Pathetic.

  74. Of course you love sinners, Hillbilly, as you are one yourself, but just think: You get to focus on their sins instead of yours!

  75. Karen, Bill was asked to leave the 12 step program due to his fractious ways.

  76. Oh no. Bill is going cold turkey without a support system.

    I just found religion. He is going to be banning people left and right till he gets his nip fix. Bill, can I massage your paws and bring you some more champagne?

  77. Bill drinks champagne??

  78. Believe me, I am well aware of mine. But I have a lot less of them now. Is farting and blaming it on my dog a sin? Or just smart Hillbilly social etiquette?

  79. No champagne, he was thrown out of Nipaholics Anonymous.

  80. Some wine perhaps as it shows in the header? Dago Red, perhaps, gatto?

    I wonder if the republicans know when they shut down or stop funding planned parenthood locations it causes grown children to die. The news today about the rise of HIV among youth is horrific. So many walking around simply unaware they have it and are spreading it. If only the Republicans believed in opening free and confidential clinics for youth for education, testing and prevention. It isn’t as if the Republicans are going to get teens to stop listening to their hormones and abstain. Condoms, hand them out in schools, stop trying to play moral superior and save the kids from HIV and pregnancy at the same time. What is wrong with the Romney and Ryan types is that they didn’t grow up in the real world – just like obama in Hawaii.

    4 press releases from the CDC on youth and HIV today:

    This is about more than a war on menz or wimmenz – this is about kids.

  81. Wait! That’s not merlot that MKBill is drinking in the header is it???

  82. I don’t recognize this kitteh….

  83. No no no. You see, Nipaholics Anonymous works kind of like Cigarettes Anonymous. You call somebody in the middle of the night and they come over and drink with you.

  84. Hillbilly, I love you with all your warts and sins. I know for a fact that if I were in trouble or I got bothered by somebody, you would be right there kicking shit out of them. It’s always good for a blogger to have a bodyguard.

  85. Would MKBill come over and have a glass of merlot with me?

  86. I would forbid this.

  87. Can you not see he is in Tuscany. You think they would give him Merlot in Tuscany? Of course not. He’s drinking a nice Valpolicella.

  88. You see the two glasses? He’s waiting for his hot Sicilian girlfriend.

  89. I’ve heard that Valpolicella tastes an awful lot like merlot.

  90. You are spot on UW. And I know if I ever get myself into a legal pinch, you would have Matlock down to the pokey to post bail! But not too fast though, they make a mean bolo samwich in our county lock-up…Don’t ask me how I know:)

  91. Not even close, imust. V is a lovely little red wine, not purple slop!

    Yes Hillbilly, our own NES would be commissioned for you! She’d sue them for accusing you! And Win. Even if you Did It!

  92. It IS 2012… gals.

    (I’m trying to feel Mrs. Suzanne’s groove, really I’m am… )

    Stand By Your Man (Dave Aude 2012 Club Mix)

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