Oh Honey! I want one of these too!
Saudi men can now be alerted via text message if women try to escape from the country. The new digital leash on women is being resoundingly criticized over social media channels. “Hello Taliban, herewith some tips from the Saudi e-government!”, wrote one angry commenter, according to Al Arabiya. The new technology has reportedly been in place since last week, and was discovered after a husband was alerted by immigration authorities while traveling with his wife.
“Saudi men earlier had the option of requesting alert messages about their dependents’ cross-border movement, but it appears that since last week such notifications are being sent automatically,” explains the BBC.
This invention is such a relief I am sure. It is sure to spread throughout the entire godforsaken Middle East for local applications:
With this device, men won’t have to nail the windows shut when they leave the house and lock their wives inside.
No more taking all that time and energy finding that girl who got ganged-raped so you can execute her.
No more will 9 year-old girls be able to hide from that marriage to that 75-year-old pervert.
Your family members can locate her on the spot during those needy moments when they want to beat the crap out of her.
With our SRS device, no scheduled Burying Up To Her Neck And Stoning Her To Death procedure or other exciting execution idea will ever run behind schedule again due to these pesky women running away and hiding. We’ll be On Time and make sure you get to watch without missing your post-stoning lunch plans.
While you Saudis are at that secret all- dancing boys-and-booze party at the Palace, you will never have to worry about whether any of your wives stepped outside for fresh air without a chaperone again.
The Taliban won’t have to spend valuable time finding the woman who is scheduled to be shot in the head today.
Now a Saudi wife can’t sneak out of the house and drive!!!
Nobody in Afghanistan will ever have to worry about where his wife is when he spends those long days and nights with his goats.
Honor Killings can be carried out so much more efficiently throughout the Middle East and in the USA once this device allows a father to find his daughter and behead her really fast for talking to an infidel or behaving too Western.
The Taliban can track girls walking to school and set them aflame before they even get there, saving the cost of cleanup after a burning building.
……And more importantly, A Saudi wife will never be able to escape that hellhole, seek asylum in an actually civilized country where women are held in higher esteem than goats, and tell the world about what it’s really like for a woman stuck in Saudi Arabia.
……And our ‘leaders’ will continue to bow with their asses in the air and hold hands with these decrepit princes because they have oil. Otherwise, the entire world would easily admit what clinically insane, morally bankrupt throwbacks to Pithecanthropus Erectus these assholes really are.
Honestly, the way American Dhimmis pretend these Sharia savages aren’t torturing and killing their sisters whereEVER they go would be laughable if it weren’t so tragic.
This is not culture.
This is not custom.
This is criminal.
–Hillary Rodham Clinton
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