Jerry Sandusky wants to be moved from his “harsh” prison setting. Things are really bad for him.
HARRISBURG, Pa.— A lawyer for former Penn State assistant Jerry Sandusky said Friday his client has gotten his fighting spirit back after his child abuse conviction and sentencing and hopes prison officials will find a way to house him under less restrictive conditions than he currently experiences.
Well, it’s nice to know you’ve got your fighting spirit back, Jerry. Some of the kids you molested never got their lives back. Rape is like that, you cockroach. Personally, I’d love to see you in the “Less Restrictive” general population. At least they have standards, and vermin like you are at the bottom of their list.
Rominger said Sandusky, 68, rates as a Level 2 inmate on a five-level security classification but is being kept under much more severe Level 5 conditions. He said Sandusky is alone in his cell for 23 hours a day during the week and around the clock on weekends.
What a bummer. Things would go a lot faster for Jerry if we strapped him to a table and gave him a special little IV drip.
“It’s a tough life, Level 5,” Rominger said. “And I know some people in the public will say, ‘Who cares?”
You’ve got THAT right.
Boo Fucking Hoo, Jerry. Maybe you’d like some furloughs so you can be with little boys?
“We’re not completely devoid of common sense,” Rominger said. “We understand the prison system is trying to balance their concerns about physical safety. We are just looking for middle ground.”
Good idea! Let’s put Jerry in the “middle” of the prison “grounds” five minutes before exercise period, and send the guards on a coffee break.
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