In an effort to step up the offensive and sometimes loathsome and disgusting trend toward the depiction of sensational, desperate, odious, unadmirable and/or uninspiring lives on TV Reality shows, there never seems to be an end to how low television can go. Until now, I thought AMC’s new series “Freak Show” was just about to win the all-time Top This Award, but oh, was I ever wrong.
This time Oxygen has thrown its hat into the Can You Top This Revolting Idea ring.
They are developing a new show that will air this spring as a 1 hour “Special”. And what a Special show it is, indeed.
Oxygen television executives weren’t talking Monday as negative attention grew about ”All My Babies’ Mamas,” its proposed program featuring a musician who has fathered 11 children with ten different mothers.
The “Musician,” if you can call what he does music, is a Rap Artist, if you can call Rap Art, named Shawnty Lo. Who?
Well nevermind that you never heard of him or that he’s no Clapton, much less a Mozart s for that matter, or that nobody will remember who the hell he was 20 years from now, he’s another one of those Now guys who makes brain-dead kids bounce up and down and repeat Mutha Fucka phrases with glee–while he temporarily rakes in the bucks till the next one comes by. Forget all that. He’s special enough to be a Reality Show. What makes Shawnty special, you ask? You are asking, right?
What makes Shawnty extra-special Reality Show material is: He has 11 children and 10 of them are with different mothers. Take your time to think about that. I’ll wait.
Apparently, this is such a proud moment that Oxygen/Comcast cannot resist a public celebration. I mean, how many people do you know who have 11 kids with 10 women? Well Shawnty’s gonna fix that and show you how he did it, while reminding you he “provides” for all his kids, as if that is the only issue here. No kidding. You can’t make this shit up.
Thus, the name of the show: All My Babies’ Mamas.
Yes, the title of that show deserves a line in this post all by itself. What a glorious shining example to young people Shawnty and his special Mamas are! We should all strive to encourage our children to do the same, don’t you think?
We celebrate this shit with TV shows? Yup we do! And Comcast isn’t stopping there either. No sir. Additional Reality Shows they have planned and are already pimping for this season are:
Fat Girl Revenge, Find Me My Man and Too Young To Marry?. Some of these might even top Shawnty’s show! To be sure, America’s Future Leaders will be all a’chatter on Facebook about these enviable shows.
This is the kind of trash our young people are addicted to and ‘learn’ from –and we have companies like Comcast to thank for offering it to their mushy minds. Or to quote ‘Hip Hollywood,”
Oxygen To Air Rapper Shawnty Lo Special “All My Babies” (And You’re Gonna Watch)
Yes, I do believe they are ‘gonna’ watch. And we wonder why America is going to hell in a hand-basket. If Parents would pay attention to that kid in the basement once in awhile, they might consider spending five minutes to figure out parental controls on TV sets. Apparently, this is either too much to ask or they just don’t care.
Congratulations to Comcast and Mr. Lo for their New Low. Perhaps he might consider re-impregnating all of his Mamas during the season. Preferably not on-camera, but given some of the batshit crazy shows they have created, it’s a possibility.
Somebody please pull the Oxygen plug on this scheevy network. And Why Oh Why do women do this kind of degrading thing to themselves with men–and then allow themselves to be exploited over it besides? Is this the only path to fame people can come up with these days? All 15 minutes of it? Whatever happened to the concept of self-respect?
By the way, if you’ve got any new “beats” you want to send Shawnty, here is your big chance. You know you want to. No musical talent required, so not to worry!
You also know you want to see Shawnty and some “Mutha Fuckin'” analysis on his “Shit”. Those are compliments, gang. Get with it! Here ya go! Now don’t shy away. Your kids and grandkids have already seen this and think it’s mutha-fuckin’ awesome, you douchbags and bitches!:
Filed under: Uncategorized