What would Spring be without the annual Peeps Diorama Contest? Fortunately, you’ll never have to know because here at Uppity Woman Blog, we bring you all the news that’s fit to eat! (Yes karen for clinton, I’m looking at YOU!)
Now I know what many of you peeps are thinking….Peeps are not fit to eat! So what….have you never had a Peep PIE??? (A little birdie told me it’s great!)
Okay,now that we’ve established that Peeps are in fact, good enough to eat….. on with the Peep Show!
Okay, okay……so maybe I’m not THAT good……none-the-less……
One of my favorites was the Papal Peeps!!
All those Peepinals lined up at the Peepclave wearing their funny hats was truly a sight to behold.
Maybe once in a generation? Or sooner if the current man of the peeple pope decides to resign……
Don’t everyone get your tail feathers all ruffled up. I mean no offense to Pope Francis. He does seem like a very nice man and it is refreshing to see a pope not wearing Prada for a change!
But I digress….and I can’t do that….it’s not my blog! Sorry Uppity! Back to my peeps!
Staying with the Papal Peep Theme….here are a few of the clever runner ups, starting with our previous pope John “Eggs” Benedict giving his last speech to the peeps below:
Before revealing the winner of the Peep Contest, here’s one more entry that I couldn’t resist. She’s All In for a reading of her book, All In, yes Peepla Broadwell herself! Also promoting her soon to be released book, 50 Shades of Army Green!
Okay, I’ve kept you waiting long enough. The winner of the 2013 Washington Post Peep Diorama Contest is………….Twinkies, Rest in Peeps, featuring the Pope himpeepself, coming out of retirement and back from vacation to preside over the Twinkie’s funeral. Notice the Twinkie will be buried alongside many of his snack cake friends, Ho-Ho, Snowball and Fruit Pie….PIE???? Wait a minute! Fruit PIE died?? Why didn’t anyone tell me!!!??!!!!!!!!
Take heart Peeple….the loss of Twinkie and all of our Hostess Treats may be a lot for us to bear. But remember….we’ll always have Paris…..Peeps!