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What a dump this place is, and what a cheap camera,  but still…..

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Today is my birthday and, for my present, while recognizing that I am one of the ten remaining heterosexual women left on earth,  I would like to exploit a man. That having been said, I’ll take him:

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  1. ♥:¦:-•:*”’*:•.-:¦:-•* Happy Birthday, Uppity Woman! *•-:¦:-•:*”’*:•-:¦:♥


  2. HEAR YE, HEAR YE UPPITYITES! WE NEED SOME FUN AND FUN R US!

    A week from now we will have a post where we post baby and little kid pics of ourselves. So go find your pics and get ready for a rousing good time, some great laughs and, I would imagine, some fun stories.

    Here’s how we’ll roll: You guys can submit pics to me, I will post them and number them and we will guess. Then we can post more of ourselves in comments, after the guessing game.

    If you have any other ideas let me know. BUT GET READY! WE EXPECT TO SEE YOUR BABY/KID PICS OR THERE WILL BE PUNISHMENTS FROM BILL!

    I will set up an email address and post it and you can send your pics there. Make sure you let me know who you are on the blog when you send the pics.

  3. address to send me kid pics is

    uppitypix@yahoo.com

    Do it or there will be punishments.

  4. OMG Lyn!!!! How Cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Appealing choices, Uppity, and happy birthday..

  6. Happy Birthday my friend. May you have boatloads more of them. Loves ya.

  7. Hey Utah, I know you’ve had a boatload of them yourself. Bahahahahaah

  8. Hillbilly exploitation is a huge problem that nobody seems to want to address.🙂 Happy B-day !!!!!!!!

  9. Well well well. I will eat a piece of pie, er, BD cake, in your honor.

    I am 10 days younger… no idea how many years apart or who is ahead but at this stage in life it is kinder to just say “over the hill” for most of us Uppityites.

    Happy happy day to a dear woman.

  10. Woot!!!! A very Happy Birthday to you Upps. I’ll be toasting you tonight.

  11. Oh, I’ve always known you were straight–from the heart! Happy Birthday, Uppity Woman!

  12. Today is my birthday and, for my present, while recognizing that I am one of the ten remaining heterosexual women left on earth, I would like to exploit a man. That having been said, I’ll take him:

    As one of the other nine,Does he have a friend?

  13. For Uppity

  14. A marvelous birthday to our dearest Upps.

  15. On the baby pics — That’s not fair. All y’all will be able to pick me out as one of the few non-whiteys here!

  16. Alfa Romeo convertible is in the mail. Happy B’Day!

  17. Where’s imust with the B’Day pie?????????????

  18. Happy Birthday, you wonderful Uppity Upps!
    🙂

  19. Happy Happy Birthday and have the best day ever!

  20. A very, very Happy Birthday Uppity!! I’ll bring the Scotch by later on.

    imust, someone said pie. Birthday pie!

  21. Oh LOL NES, you’re about as “non white” and the zillion Lebanese and Syrian friends I have, which is to say, you look Italian.

  22. Karen takes the cake. Which means, Karen ate the cake.

  23. Some English newspaper made this for the Queen Mum, so we’re posting it for our own blogging queen of Uppity Women everywhere. From me, lake & hubbie:

  24. LOL! Love the kitty video. The song is perfect.

    Happy Birthday, Uppity. I just looked to see what other great people were born today and found Carol Burnett, I.M. Pei, Gracie Allen, and allegedly, Shakespeare. Pretty good company.

    http://www.brainyhistory.com/daysbirth/birth_april_26.html

  25. Update on the cat at my job. Hazel fluffy cat has a home. She was pacing in the morning and they said she seemed to be in trouble so they took her to the vet and a co-worker took her home and then went back to work. When her shift ended and she went home there were three kittens in the box she gave the cat. All three very small. One died or was born still born. One is so tiny the vet gave my co-worker instructions on how to feed it supplemental since it can hardly nurse. The third is also way too small but is sucking. Mama is fine. She is glad to be in a home and purring non-stop and hopefully the two kits will make it. Thankfully it was a small litter. So still cat free for now.

    I would much rather get my pets AFTER the move. I fall in love with pets so easily I am sure a few more will be by to steal my heart – there.

  26. Upps, your little Newty, now named Penny, is a riot. Check out this video. The music is purrrrfect too. LOL, this should go viral.

  27. Hahaha Newtie! The Symphonic “Meer”Cat. I knew she was a star when I snatched a shot of her in that water bowl, laughing. I should do a post on her, that video is definitely is a hit. Th emusic was perfect, her timing exquisite.

    I did a grab of your Ash though, and he’s a doll. Wait I’ll post some pics….

  28. Ash Again SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  29. Happy birthday, Uppity! This is an old music video from 2009 by Brit singer Lily Allen, but you’ll probably get a kick out of it, especially since she directed it against small-minded people.

  30. Ah so she was pregnant. Surprised nobody caught on. she’s not feral, she’s a stray. Thus she lucked out and found another home. Good for her. Glad she’s with someone who will do what she can to help the kittens. A good ending. She probably didn’t get enough nutrition early on for the kittens, so they are small and she lost one. It’s not uncommon. SHe’s also probably very young. I hate people. Somebody had her and didn’t fix her, let her out and it’s just luck that she didn’t come to a bad end.

  31. socal I just LOVE Corgis.

  32. Geeze Tony maybe we should make that our mascot song. lol.

    As to whomever made that video, I want some of what they were having.

  33. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, UPPITY WOMAN !!!!!!!!!!!!

    You are the BEST !!!

    Just a shout out for you.

  34. Thanks leslie. I added a comment to that recipe, for addons, so you might check it out. Specifically, I put sauteed mushrooms atop and mozzarella. Yum.

  35. Happy Birthday, Uppity! Trust you are celebrating well, and thank you for being here for us. May we celebrate many more insightful and fun reflections from and with you in the future.

  36. I’ll take another look. I like mozzarella and mushrooms, too.

  37. Does Penny Cat think there’s another cat on the other side of the mirror? We are still feeding our neighborhood walkabout tuxie everyday. Laker gives her water out of my Uppity cup, cuz Sophie does with Lily.

  38. Yes, I will try those veggie burgers out also. They look lovely.

  39. Ya know that guy with the lawnmower??? At the end of the day, his boyfriend is waiting for him with some good . . .

  40. Ha I just saw the penguin birthday vid. As you guys know I can’t see vids unless I go look at comments from the peanut gallery

    Leslie, he’s married. To a woman. He’s Aussie I think. I saw a background story on him awhile back. They had all the women who worked for the company pick out the guy to be in the commercial. They viewed them all mowing from a picture window. lol. And he won. They interviewed his wife about it and she seems pretty secure about the whole thing, she’s no slouch either.

  41. socal Newtie/Penny is doing what pretty much every cat I’ve know does with their first encounter with a mirror. They think it’s another cat. I had a cat who saw himself in a big mirror that was resting on the floor to be moved out and he kept going behind the mirror looking for the cat.

    Newt, however, made it into a real symphony.

  42. Green Lantern, i just saw that you had a video posted too. Straight from the heart, thank you too! I LOVE that song, thank you for the compliment. I’ll always give it to you straight from the heart. Promise.

  43. I love sharing my birthday with Carol Burnett. Or rather, she shares her birthday with me.

  44. Pictures Uppity ?????? Are you shitting me ?? lmao. Yea I have had boatloads but then you have had tankers of them. Everyone knows you are the elder of the two of us roffffff. Hope you had a great day.

  45. Hey Utah, any day above ground is a great day! And nobody knows that better than you!

    xo.

  46. We just got back from seeing Kenny Loggins. He still sings great, but looks like he had some weird work done to his face. Hubbie had him sign something and security told me I could take a pic of him and hubbie, but no close ups allowed! (snicker…)

  47. OMG UPPITY!

    I wasn’t on line but for 2 minutes yesterday.

    BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

  48. Upps~ I love the story of how they selected the lawnmower guy! How did you get that info? It’s such a great story. The video reminded me of that song, “Call Me, Maybe” where the end the studly guy . . .

  49. Justice!

    An off-duty U.S. navy sailor wrestled a Dubai bus driver to the ground and beat him into submission after he tried to rape her at knifepoint on Jan. 19, a courtroom heard Wednesday.
    The woman, 28, was on 24-hour shore leave in Dubai when she was attacked by a bus driver after he picked her up from the Mall of the Emirates shopping center.
    “I noticed he did not take the main road and when I asked him he told me not to worry,” she said, according to the Daily Mail.
    He then stopped where several other buses were parked and tried to kiss her. After she refused, he pulled out a knife and tried to rape her.
    Prosecutors said that she knocked the knife from his hand, broke it in two, bit him in the hand, forced him to the ground and locked him between her thighs, the Daily Mail reports.
    The man, known as K S, has been charged with attempted rape, threatening to kill, assault and consuming alcohol illegally, the Daily Mail reports.

  50. Bahahaha you goatfucker! You got the woman to straddle you, just not how you wanted. I hope it hurts forever and Fuck You. She should have killed your hairy ass.

  51. Sophie could you do a post on this? It’s a winner!!!!

  52. FF there will be punishments. For starters, Bill wants at least two new headers.

    Leslie I read the story when I first saw the video and posted it in comments. I think it was a UK story. USA press doesn’t bother because he’s not a goatfucker.

  53. Let’s make it the first of the Fighting Back or Woman Warrior series. Like we do Cockroach series.

  54. Islam is awesome! ((tm, Murphy)

    Cleric declares it’s okay for Syrian Rebels to rape women
    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/apr/3/islamic-cleric-decrees-it-ok-syrian-rebels-rape-wo/

  55. Upps, that’s pretty much the story. I’m leaving in a bit to go to one of my favorite places on the planet: Arthur Avenue, The Bronx. I’ll becoming home with fresh bread, fresh mozzarella and ricotta, fresh ravioli, the finest aged cheeses, soprasatta, and Sicilian torrone (softer than the usual), and a fine assortment of olives. I will fill my face with GOOD pizza, pastries, gelato, and whatever else I see! Want me to pick up anything for you while I’m there?😉

    I LOVE your idea of the Fighting Back Woman Warrior series.

  56. Well I was thinking editorializing a bit, so much for women in combat, how women fighting back gives them The Message we aren’t taking this crap anymore, etc, you know? No hurry. Can go up next week! Think about it! It will be the FIRST “Woman Warrior Fighting Back” post.

    Tonight I have a birthday dinner at a friend’s. Stuffed riggies! Spare ribs. Meatballs. Want ME to bring you a doggie bag? That way we both get to eat again.

    i am not a soprasatta fan but now the fresh mozzarella turns me on. Expecially with some nice tomatoes and shredded basil and olive oil. Shit, I’m hungry.

  57. Bring me a sfogliatelle from the pastry shop, okay?

  58. A very belated but heart felt Happy Birthday, Upps!!! 🙂

  59. Fish me out MMMkay. 😆

  60. Love Sophie’s story about the Navy woman and the Dubai bus driver! Does my heart good!

  61. Bet he will think twice before messing with a Navy woman. 🙂

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