I’m sure most of Bernie’s followers in All-White Fraternity Dude Nation know about and “Love That Rascal Puff” – as well as his bloc of 14 year-olds on Twitter. And they all LOVE LOVE LOVE the thought of living in the late 60s-Early 70s. Why, one of them tweeted that they are going to make Congress do whatever Bernie says by marching on DC and campuses just like in the 60s. They’re gonna get them their free unicorn that craps gold nuggets or else!
Selfishly, the girls on campuses would catch a break if they did go on a massive march somewhere, as the campus rape rate will go way down. Otherwise, the girls, whom they respect as equals of course, can come along and make the sandwiches.
Of course, nobody told my Sandernista tweeters who long for those Old Days about those National Guard people who showed up and ruined all the fun in the 60s with those big guns and powerful water hoses, but nevermind. I did mention Kent State at one point, but I got this strange silence, the equivalent of a blank stare, I guess.
I did mention that our government has three branches for Checks and Balances, but they seem to think that’s no problem either, Bernie is just going to go around them.
All Righty then.
If this isn’t the Twinkles Up OWS crowd that raped girls in their free LL Bean tents in between tossing paper airplanes at Wall Street, and who packed up and left their camp site the minute it wasn’t summertime any longer, then I’m Cleopatra.
If these aren’t the same lazy-assed OWS freeloaders who complained when those Homeless freeloaders showed up to eat their freeloaded food, then I can grow pineapples in New York. My only regret is not betting money that, when they said they would be back in the Spring, they wouldn’t.
The Revolution will begin again as soon as the weather is warm. As soon as my smart phone gets cracked, I’m Outta Here.
Ok then. Onto Bernie’s next ad model:
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