Bernie gave up on South Carolina. That’s why he won’t be there today or tonight. Eh, he said, Screw Em.
If I could channel Bernie’s brain right now, I know what I would find. I’d find the aging hippy who never moved on, who never held a job until he got a government job at age 40, mumbling about how he needs an ego fix, and knowing he’s not going to get that from adults with any wisdom. He wants those easy-to-dupe college kids who score high on the Narcissist scale, so he can promise them they will never have to get off their own Entitled Asses and take responsibility for their own Special Snowflake lives. The ones who are accustomed to getting a trophy just for showing up. And as we all know, history is riddled with charismatics who targeted the young as their “army”. It never ended well. So we need to end it before its dirty root takes hold. But Bernie’s followers don’t know what’s being done to their heads. That’s the job of people who recognize him for what he is.
So Bernie will do the only thing he can do. Today, Bernie has run off to a state he has a chance to win so he can recite the same lines he mem’rized in 1966. And he’ll have a rally! And yell about REVOLUTION! Yeah! A rally! Revolution! And he’ll play cool music and have some kegs, and tell everybody everything on this earth that others know to work for will be Free! Free! Free! Free! That should hook those naive little shits! That’s how Bernie thinks, which makes him more odious than we can even grasp.
The more I watch Bernie, the more I realize we have a mental infant running for President, and he’s having a temper tantrum because nobody ever gave him what he wanted without him having to lift a finger to get it. To Bernie, the important thing is to screw adults. Give him naive young people with no wisdom or historical perspective any day of the week!
Bernie never liked adults anyways. That’s why he never became one himself.
So, today, Bernie Sanders will be absent from South Carolina — and instead he will parachute his unicorns over Oklahoma, Colorado or Minnesota — or maybe even Massachusetts, where Liz The Socialist VP Wannabee will be waiting to greet them.
Meanwhile, his ass will be whooped today in S. Carolina. And it couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
For everything else, there’s March 1. And….
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